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How to express yourself as only Owlbert can do!
Ever just want to convey the perfect Clarinet sentiment for your friends, family and colleagues? Well, now letting Owlbert do your talking is easy! Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. I also want to let you know that the cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers, so send your card knowing you will not end up on any junk list.

Topics range from Sympathy from Getting Screwed to Creative Ways of Dealing with Stress to Making Key Connections to Trying to Take a Vacation to Never-ending Love and Passion to ... well, scroll down and enjoy!

Pick A Clarinet!
Oh, the sheer indescribable pleasure of knowing you can find Clarinet goodies as easy as picking them off a tree! Do you hope your friends are having the same luck? Send Owlbert with your ideas and well-wishes!

I Grant You...The Perfect Clarinet finding!
No matter what happens in a person's life, things can always improve for the better! Send Owlbert on his magical mystery tour to let your pals know never to give up hope - they'll make it happen at work soon.

Inherited Google.com, eh?
Ah, succeeding in life deserves a luxury break! Know some friends or peers who finally made it happen? Owlbert will joyfully highlight the need to bask in relaxation for a job well done!

Get Together With Your Friends
Ever want to meet up again with those Clarinet friends who made your fun times so special? Have a "we-finished-the-project!" get-together you want to arrange? This is the perfect card to show them you can't wait for it to happen!

Love Is In The Air...
A look, a glance, a smoldering of desire (be it for a wonderous human being, a new house or a Clarinet ....) Use this ecard to communicate your most heartfelt yearnings to those worthy of your attention!

Ever Have One Of Those Days?
Is every day an adventure of calmness and serenity? Do you just wish you had the perfect message to send your friends who are wondering how the heck you survive in the insanity you call work? Send out an SOS and refresh yourself with the comradarie from the people who care.

Give A Big Hug!
Does that special someone need a big big warm wonderful hug? We all have those moments where our troubles seem more massive than an overweight Godzilla - show your pals you're always there no matter where.

Sound Off!
Have friends who are shy about making a quality impression? What better way to provide support than to remind them to stand tall, stand proud, and most of all, stand in harmony loud!

Enthrall With Your All!
Logic crosses all barriers with a grace and elegance that's staggering to behold. Let your friends know they can count on you to deliver the goods!

Need to Apologize?
Did you goof up recently and want to apologize? What better way than to let Owlbert's compelling soulful eyes tell them your sincere regrets!

A Big Certification Test Coming Soon?
Here is the perfect choice for a colleague or family whose current definition of "life" means "Clarinet and study." Or "more study." Or "anything that doesn't require detraction from Clarinet and studying."

Stressed? Who, Me?
Are you currently going through life agonies that make you as friendly as the local hangman? Let your peers know it's nothing personal, and that soon you'll be back to your cheerful adorable self!

All Tied Up Through No Fault Of Your Own?
Be bold, be decisive, be extra-clear - greatness cannot be achieved if you're being tied up in knots! Show your pals and family that you understand the hoops they're being made to jump through.

Holding Up The World?
Ever see those people who are superWorker and SuperHubby/Wife and SuperMommy/Daddy and superFriend and superSupport and... and you notice a tad of strain? Send Owlbert to show them they can rely upon you too!

Got Screwed?
Oh the pure pleasure of trusting someone to help you when you're in need, only to realize those promises were less stable than torn-down walls. It's not the end of the world, it's only the beginning of a whole new (hopefully wiser!) adventure!

Missed The Warning Signs?
So your friend wants to take the plunge and hand over $25,000 to a scamster who promised the world...only to discover that world was 2,395 miles away? This is a perfect card to let your friends heed the warning signs before it's too late!

Speak Up!
Ever feel jittery when about to give a presentation to a demanding audience? I'll bet Casear had no problems there! Show your Clarinet friends you know they'll stand and deliver.

Help is On The Way!
Are your friends panicking about life? Stressed out over if good fortune will last more than two more days? Show them your support by letting them know help is on the way!

Think Calm. Think Peace. Think Coffee.
Nirvana can be reached by calm meditation, stress-free living and most important, the hot beverage of your choice. Remind your friends of the important things in life.

Looking Out For Your Friends?
An alert colleague who watches your back is priceless. Let that special someone know how much you appreciate their concern for you!

You're On The Right Track!
Tracking down the best solution for your Clarinet needs can be a challenge worthy of Sherlock Holmes. And if you know your colleagues are currently out with the dedication of a bloodhound looking to make that match, what better card to send but one that reflects their skill?

Computer Smooshed Again?
Have your friends recently opened something in email they just shouldn't have? Show your peers you can feel their pain too (and point them to http://vil.mcafee.com/ as well).

Break The Boundries Now!
Got a promotion? Passed all the exams? Made it so with style and flair? Celebrate with your friends and let them know you're rooting in their corner for them!

Confused?
We all can relate to being lost without a clue, especially when dealing with Clarinets and the rest of humanity. Let your pals know you know they'll always find the way.

Hit Your Target!
The joy of making your mark in a perfect shot - what else can compare to it? Send Owlbert to your friends and show them they're always on target.

Putting It All Together!
Success is ready to bash down the door for those who know how to put everything together in a productive format. Let your friends know you appreciate their organizational abilities.

Make That Connection!
What can compare with the sheer pleasure of actually buying a clue and making that critical connection in work, life and family? Show your pals you appreciate their wisdom and ideas and reveal to them directly that connection you made.

Be Unique.
Too nerdy? Ain't no such thing! Let Owlbert be your messenger to demonstrate that brilliance outshines beauty every single time.

Looking For Guidance?
Want to debate critical issues with your friends or family, but realize that effective communications sometimes are more difficult than grading tap-dancing mooses in style and grace? Owlbert is ready and willing to be your messenger and communicate your needs directly.

Send The Welcome Wagon!
Did you finally find your dream Clarinet? Can you barely keep your feet from dancing? Show your friends your appreciation!

Reach Out And Touch Someone
Spending too much time on ICQ or MSN or AOL looking for a Clarinet? Let that special someone know you would love to hear their voice at least one more time during this decade.

ARGH!
Got a colleague with a new computer and he or she hasn't a clue how to make it work right? Show them you understand (we've all been through this after all) by revealing Owlbert in one of his less clueful moments.

Check Me Out!
Ever want to get the attention of that special someone, or find the perfect Clarinet resource? Owlbert is ready and willing to deliver your message directly to the point!

Vrooom!
Life passing you or your friends by faster than a speeding train? Highlight the need to slow down and ground yourself in calmness once again.

Stormy Seas?
Got Clarinet-minded friends or colleagues who take one step back for every two steps gained? Be their umbrella against stress and let them know you understand.

It's Vacation Time!
Ah, vacations. The time where one actually has a life outside of Clarinets. Let Owlbert communicate in no uncertain fashion that relaxing and resting is the expectation of the day!

Wheeeee!
Feeling playful and ready to sweep your friends or loved ones off their feet? This card is just what you need to highlight that jungle beast within you, ready to carry away troubles and frustrations with the greatest of ease.

Negative Raise?
Got a friend who feels like a small fish in a big sea while looking for the best Clarinet? Let Owlbert show that hey, these things happen and after all, it could be worse - they could be laid off as well.

Looking For A Clue?
Are your peers looking for Clarinet (or customers, or employment, or ...) in all the wrong places? If so, why not let Owlbert give some better ideas of where to find their answers!

Know Your Head From Your...
Tired of being spun around in 37 directions at once? Tell your friends or colleagues gently that perhaps, common sense would be greatly appreciated!